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6 edition of 100 excuses for kids found in the catalog.

100 excuses for kids

by Mike Joyer

  • 212 Want to read
  • 18 Currently reading

Published by Beyond Words Pub. in Portland, OR .
Written in English

    Subjects:
  • Excuses -- Juvenile humor.,
  • Wit and humor, Juvenile.

  • Edition Notes

    Other titlesOne hundred excuses for kids.
    Statementby Mike Joyer & Zach Robert.
    ContributionsRobert, Zach.
    Classifications
    LC ClassificationsPN6231.E87 J68 1990
    The Physical Object
    Pagination85 p. :
    Number of Pages85
    ID Numbers
    Open LibraryOL2231270M
    ISBN 100941831485
    LC Control Number89085667
    OCLC/WorldCa22007564

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